July Archives
Monday, July 7th: Until We Meet Again (In which I say goodbye before Mongolia) Monday, July 28th: Mongolia Chapter 1: I explain to you why China will never be a world power. (In which I do not enjoy the Beijing airport) Monday, July 28th: Mongolia Chapter 2: There May be Mutiny (In which I wonder if Nick and Pookie do not regret this already) Tuesday, July 29th: Mongolia Chapter 3: Seriously? All of that for a rock shaped like a penis? (In which, despite the title, I talk mostly about a lovely temple). Tuesday, July 29th: Mongolia Chapter 4: And then we rode. (In which Scott says my entry title is lame). Tuesday, July 29th: Friday Five Break (In which we break from Mongolia coverage to discuss LL Cool J, Scrabulous and a haiku) Labels: archives
June 2008 Archives
Tuesday, June 3rd: Fun With Text Messaging Chapter 445: "At Titty Bar" (In which Johnny Detroit sends a priceless one). Thursday, June 5th: Dear Jan, New Rule. No More Blow. (In which Emma has a birthday that gets messy). Tuesday, June 10th: Efficiency Expertness 101 (In which one bottle of wine gets back twenty minutes of my day!) Thursday, June 12th: Upcoming - A Warning of Picture Explosions (In which I realize I'm about to be really busy). Tuesday, June 17th: "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. FUUUUCK. WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKING LAKE?" (In which we go hiking.) Friday, June 20th: Would You Believe? A Friday Fiver. (In which I recall a favorite San Francisco hot spot). Monday, June 23rd: Do You Have Anything Thinner? (In which you get the one night stand story you've been waiting for all summer). Thursday, June 26th: Definition: Amazing Time. (In which I get excited about the future). Sunday, June 29th: Monday! Disorganized! Five! (In which I am a mess as my life changes). Labels: archives
May 2008 Archives
Friday, May 2nd: Ashleigh's Adventures in Africa: Rain, Wind, Mountains (In which Ashleigh continues her quest through Africa) Friday, May 2nd: Ashleigh's Adventures in Africa: Whoa, We're Halfway There (In which Ashleigh continues her quest through Africa) Friday, May 2nd: Save the Night: I'll Holler at Menudo (In which I find myself at a Menudo show at the House of Blues and It's Rather Surreal) Friday, May 2nd: Truth and Pizza, or "You Just Realized This NOW?" (In which we define exactly HOW women are crazy). Monday, May 19th: I'm Here (In which I announce that I am, in fact, here.) Thursday, May 20th: I Love My Cell Phone: A Sort-Of Catch Up Five (In which we discuss my cell phone, American Idol, the weather, and a haiku) Thursday, May 29th: Dear Kid Rock ... (In which I mistakenly criticize the new Kid Rock single without having heard the brilliance of the song "Sugar" first) Labels: archives
April 2008 Archives
Tuesday, April 1st: Ashleigh's Adventures in Africa: Quick Hello from Bahir Dar (in which Ash is in Bahir Dar) Friday, April 4th: Astrology Friday (in which things are foretold accurately) Sunday, April 6th: And By The Way ... Happiness is a Monday Five With a Good Close (in which I quit my job) Wednesday, April 9th: Ashleigh's Adventures in Africa: Keep Your Eyes Behind You (in which Africa can be dangerous) Friday, April 11th: Remember How I Promised to REALLY Write? (in which I am lame, lame, lame, lame) Monday, April 14th: Ashleigh's Adventures in Africa: Spring Break in Uganda (in which I hate Ashleigh for being in Uganda without me) Monday, April 14th: Charles Schulz Was a Very Sad Man (in which we discuss Peanuts...and more) Tuesday, April 15th: The Tale of a Very Large Zit (in which I talk about young girls and nail polish ... and a zit so big it gave birth to another zit). Tuesday, April 15th: Ashleigh's Adventures in Africa: Back to the Saddle Soon (in which Ashleigh takes a break, sort of) Saturday, April 19th: St. Patrick's Day in April: Or Teddy, Go Home (in which, a month after St. Patrick's Day, I tell you about St. Patrick's Day) Sunday, April 20th: Ashleigh's Adventures in Africa: You Poor, Poor People (in which Ashleigh gives you half a story) Tuesday, April 29th: So this was awesome ... (in which I give a status update on my migraine) Labels: archives
March 2008 Archives
Sunday, March 2nd: Madrid Day Two: Prado 1, Jocelyn 0 (in which art kills me but then we see some awesome Flamenco) Tuesday, March 4th: Ashleigh's Adventures in Africa: I Win, and Kenya Sucks (in which Ashleigh wins, and Kenya sucks.)
Wednesday, March 5th: Madrid Day Three: Picasso, Tapas & Sangria (in which we have one of the best days EVER). Saturday, March 8th: Ashleigh's Adventures in Africa: Okay, People. Settle Down. (in which Ashleigh tells us to keep it real.) Sunday, March 9th: Ashleigh's Adventures in Africa: Greetings from Ethiopia (in which Ashleigh is in Ethiopia) Monday, March 10th: Madrid Day Four: We Keep It Real With the Re-Al (in which you lose and Larry wins by getting me 3rd row tickets to see the Madrid Real) Wednesday, March 12th: It's Been So Long: A Midweek Five That Is Really Lists Within Lists (in which I am busy but there is a list of things that make me happy, thoughts on Sex and the City and amusing text messages) Monday, March 17th: Dear Jason Castro: The Annual Idol Fangrrrl Letter (in which I worship the awesomeness that is Jason Castro) Wednesday, March 19th: Seven Reasons that I am A Complete Jackass (in which I remind you not to date me) Friday, March 21st: A Monday Five That Is Not Mine (in which I'm busy but other people pick up my funny slack) Wednesday, March 26th: Maybe This Isn't Funny To You (in which Boom makes me laugh, laugh, laugh) Monday, March 31st: OH MY GOD: A Venting Monday Five (in which I am ready to go OFF) Labels: archives
February 2008 Archives
Wednesday, February 6: Ashleigh's Adventures In Africa (Sudan 7, Ash 0) (In which Ash has a rough day biking but pushes through and we're proud of her.) Wednesday, February 13: Crazy is as Crazy Does (In which I go home to PA and realize that I have no hope for sanity.) Tuesday, February 26: Happy Birthday to Me (In which I tell you that Madrid was awesome and you should fuck off until I'm not mopey about getting older.) Wednesday, February 27: Madrid Day One: Larry Stays Awake for 28 Hours (In which we get closer to Tom Cruise) Thursday, February 28: The Final Frontier: Text Message Sex (In which I horrify everybody who's not female, and some of them, too.) Labels: archives
Madrid: Celebrating the Last Year of My "Vibrant Fertility"
To see only the picture set of this trip, click here. Madrid Day One: Larry Stays Awake for 28 Hours
In which we grow closer to Tom Cruise. And we see art. And we eat. Excessively.
Madrid Day Two: Prado 1, Jocelyn 0
In which I get sick, we see art, I lose my game, Flamenco dancers rock our world and Dee and I dance (of course)
Madrid Day Three: Picasso, Tapas & Sangria
In which we see more art, then I get drunk and embarrassing but it doesn't matter because we eat and drink like you can't even understand, and then Dee and I dance (of course)
Madrid Day Four: We Keep It Real With the Re-Al
In which we listen to opera while brunching, go to a soccer game, eat at the world's oldest restaurant and then I go really philosophical on your ass.
Labels: archives, madrid, travel
January 2008 Archives
Ha ha ha. February 26th and I post the archives for January. You love me. Wednesday, January 2nd: My New Laptop Arrives Tomorrow (in which I buy time by listing the most awesome entries of 2007 and then promising upcoming writing that I then don't deliver on) Saturday: January 5th: Holidays Chapter Two: Are You Going to Take Your Bag Out of Your Hood? (in which I drive drunk, again). Sunday, January 6th: Hit It: A Tuesday 5 Before We Break Back Into Holiday Coverage (in which we talk DUI action) Friday, January 11th: Would You Like To Be President, Little Girl? (in which I defend Hillary and Dave takes it to me for six days in the comment thread) Sunday, January 13th: Dear Fox, I Love You Again (A Monday Five) (in which I go lesbo for Summer Glau) Tuesday, January 15th: Bronchitis Day 3 (in which I show you what serious writers do when they're sick) Wednesday, January 16th: LAX/FAX Redux (in which not even I can believe I indulged in this) Saturday, January 19th: Wine and Vodka (in which I make wine and vodka about Melrose Place and the US presidential primaries) Sunday, January 20th: Ashleigh's Adventures in Africa: Egypt! (in which Ashleigh begins her four month bike race through Africa) Thursday, January 24th: So Much Online Media It Will Make Your Head Hurt: A Friday Five that LOVES YouTube (in which there is lots of YouTube) Tuesday, January 29th: A List of 10 People I'd Like to Punch in the Face (in which I list 10 people I'd like to punch in the face because my Xanax isn't working) Thursday, January 31st: The Ballad of the Sulking Yonis (in which Trick and I have too much spare time and too much fascination with the word yoni) Labels: archives
2007 Archives
January 2007I go through my annual bout of depression and beer pong, and I send G a picture of my boobs in a tight shirt. Awesome. February 2007Oh my God. The self-introspection because of my upcoming birthday is almost embarrassing. To break it up, I tell a story about how I once slept with a preacher man. March 2007There's a funny story about a drug dealer. I got through yet another round of breaking up with Charler (again). shamus explains how I can't find the right man because of phonetics. Most importantly, we talk about pampering like a princess and fucking like a whore. And lots of pop culture. April 2007Pookie turns 30. I run a marathon and an insane schedule. Girl time in LA. Lots of boys. May 2007I should be embarrassed by Memorial Day and tales of the f*&k room, but I'm not. I set summer goals. I also explain to you the four possible avenues after you end a relationship, because I am good at ending relationships. June 2007THE BEST FIRST DATE EVER. And my inability to behave like an adult makes Pookie proud. July 2007Ferris has a birthday that includes a pilgrimage to Big Jim. shamus visits and it is both dirty and not dirty. I get emotional about missing my college friends. Oh my GOD, and more partying with Asian girls. August 2007We bring you SMOS!!! Also, I take an awesome hike with my boys and probably never will again. And then there is this INSANE trip to LA that may be the best weekend ever. September 2007I'm all over the place this month. It's good reading if you kind of like the crazy version of me. October 2007And so I took this trip to Uganda... November 2007I'm really, really, really thankful - which I exhibit with mass drinking. December 2007Paul & Kari get married. And I go slowly insane as the holiday eats me alive. Labels: archives
December 2007 Archives
Sunday, December 2: Paul & Kari's Wedding Chapter 1: "In some countries, this is capital punishment" (in which hell is an airport in Las Vegas) Monday, December 3: Seriously (in which I remind you to buy me presents) Tuesday, December 4: Paul & Kari's Wedding Chapter 2: "It's your wedding night, and you're returning a rental van?" (in which Austin really just wins) Thursday, December 6: Eddie Murphy is No Rick James: A Friday Five (in which Eddie Murphy is NO Rick James) Sunday, December 9: Coming Clean: 10 Monday Confessions (in which I invoke Hilary Duff & bad television) Monday, December 10: I'm Not Saying, I'm Just Saying (in which I prep my unfortunate absence) Tuesday, December 13: Remember When Jesus Said ... (in which I tell Pookie I can't wait to see him) Tuesday, December 18: Eight Things I Learned Tonight (in which we discover nothing earth-shattering) Tuesday, December 18: You Know, Because Some People Enjoy the "Thrill" of a Relationship More Than Others (in which I introduce you to FAX/LAX) Wednesday, December 19: A Poem: This is What I Sound Like Today (in which I slowly or not-so-slowly lose it as the holiday approaches) Tuesday, December 25: Danger! Danger! Danger! (in which my spiritual quest is cheapened) Sunday, December 30: Hi (in which I explain my unfortunate absence) Labels: archives
October 2007 Archives
Uganda: I had no idea! (In which are contained all of the Uganda travel journals) Wednesday, October 3rd: Return to Reality, Sadly. (In which I reluctantly come back from Africa) Thursday, October 4th: Three notes to British Airways, an airline that I NEVER fly and now I am reminded why. (In which I bitch) Monday, October 8th: We Break from Africa for a Monday Five (In which I smack talk the Seahawks and post a new 43 things list) Wednesday, October 10th: iMann (In which Pookie and I create the newest iApple product) Friday, October 12th: Are you bored of Africa? I hope not, there's a lot left. Here's a Friday Five in the meantime. (In which I give a lot of shout outs, refer to SMOS and lift content from Facebook) Thursday, October 18th: An Africa Interlude: A Friday 10 In Which I Surely Cannot be Pregnant (In which we discuss "Gay or Douche Bag" and also my preggers scare) Sunday, October 21st: Really, It's Like I Was Never in Africa at All (In which my nieces visit and I party waaaayy toooo much) Thursday, October 25th: And...GO! A Friday Ten In Which I Give Up on the Rest of the Year (In which there is a long playlist and we talk about how I have again over-scheduled my holidays) Labels: archives
2006 Archives
January 2006
New Year's at the South Coast, Mary Kay and her creepy makeup, summaries of the year before, and the World Series of Beer Pong.
February 2006
I wrote one entry, and it was about a book on economic theory. I'm way too sexy for you.
March 2006
The Canadians bust me for pot, I do a lot of partying for no apparent reason, I run a marathon that we don't really talk about and I read Atlas Shrugged.
April 2006A trip to San Francisco, a debate with Pookie, pictures of my cats. May 2006We start talking about China and finish talking about SFIFF. June 2006So, pretty much entirely about China. July 2006Queen Bees and Wannabes, a lovely movie, a Fourth of July that's just wrong on so many levels and the MOST AMAZING WORLD SERIES OF POKER EVER. August 2006The best drunk dial transcript you will ever read, lots of books and movies and a trip to Hawaii for shamus? 30th birthday. September 2006Mariah Carey and Anthony Michael Hall, a trip to Denver, a fantastic book, really out of control girl behavior. October 2006Vegoose, 12 men to lust for, a trip to Little Rock, Cinema Paradiso
November 2006It's almost like this month didn't exist it was so bad. December 2006Holiday celebrations with Pookie, the family, the dishwasher, the PA crew, Rox and the KY crew, Ashley, shamus, halff, (I Love) Paul Jack, (I Also Love) Dex and the SF crew, Elaine and the YVR crew. I mean. It was a month. Labels: archives
September 2007 Archives
Tuesday, September 4th: We are the Trojans, the Mighty Trojans (in which I fondly remember high school) Tuesday, September 4th: My One-Fourth Boyfriend (in which we meet the mentioned) Thursday, September 6th: Feminism, Fitzgerald and 90210: A Friday Five that Doesn't Ramble, and Then Does, and Then Doesn't (in which we talk about exactly those things) Monday, September 10th: A Monday Five in Which I Am Like, "This is my life. Seriously." (in which we meet British Nick the Lawyer) Tuesday, September 11th: I'm Not Sure How a Girl... (in which I am very busy) Wednesday, September 12th: And Then I Cried for the ONLY Time Ever in Public...And it Worked! (in which I fondly remember a trip to Europe in my twenties.) Thursday, September 13th: I Inundate You With Pop Culture: 90210, MySpace, Blogs and Filipino Inmates (in which the title says it all) Sunday, September 16th: Super Quick and Messy Monday Five (in which I am both quick and messy) Monday, September 17th: The Summer Awesomeness Report (in which I talk about why the summer was awesome) Labels: archives
July 2007 Archives
July 2nd: I Haven't Got the Energy For Anything Other Than a Random Five (In which it's honestly random) July 3rd: Five Perfect Moments (In which we reference The Spin Doctors, Lords of Acid AND Nine Inch Nails) July 9th: Big Time with Big Jim (In which we make a sojourn to an idol) July 11th: Big Time, Cell Phones, Snowballing and Mexico (In which I travel to PA for Ferris' birthday) July 12th: Friday Five! By Which I Mean Friday 10 on the 13th! (In which it is a very long list) July 17th: Let's Go Have Breakfast at a Snotty French Patissiere in the Bellagio Recommended by a Gay Male Escort (In which shamus? visits) July 17th: And This, Ladies and Gentlemen, Is Why I Like My Life Exactly the Way It Is (In which we enjoy Business Time) July 20th: Friday Five: It's the Dream That Takes Us There (In which it is again very random) July 22nd: Priceless 90210 Screenshot & a Monday Five (In which we explore hidden homosexuality between Steve Sanders and Brandon Walsh) July 23rd: Somewhere in the Middle of the Fabric I'm Weaving (In which I profess great love) July 24th: What the Fuck is this Bullshit? (In which Pookie gets a blog) July 25th: Three Inappropriate Poems (In which we talk about Catwoman's uterus) July 26th: So What You're Saying Is You'd Really Prefer If I Didn't Date Other People? The Friday Five (In which we talk of men and Mika) July 26th: Do I LOOK Asian to you? (In which we have the obligatory party entry for the month) July 27th: I Totally Knew That There Was Something I Forgot in the Friday Five (10) (In which I introduce a thankful journal) July 28th: Super Rare Weekend Update (In which we watch some Paradise Hotel) July 29th: So, Before I Go... (In which I am not in such a good mindset) Labels: archives
November 2007 Archives
Friday, November 2: iPhones, Strippers, Counting Crows and Breakdowns: A Friday Five (in which I am typically me) Sunday, November 4: A Wedding, a Poem and Lots of TV Talk (in which Matty & Jess get married and we explore Mary Oliver) Monday, November 5: Dude, I am on a SPIRITUAL JOURNEY (in which I dress slutty for Halloween) Tuesday, November 6: Like Xtina Said (in which we head to Vancouver) Friday, November 9: Drunk Post! (greetings from Vancouver) Sunday, November 11: I Am Torn Up: A Recovery Monday Five (in which we hit up Northern Exposure, the Steelers and Amy Winehouse) Tuesday, November 13: Dirty, Vancouver. DIRTY. (in which ToniK and I rock Vancouver) Wednesday, November 14: America Has Spoken (in which I am horrified that Marie Osmond is still on Dancing With the Stars) Thursday, November 15: A Super Quick Friday Five (in which I love Alicia Keys) Sunday, November 18: The Jocelyn List: What to Buy Your Woman for the Holidays (my consumer self greets you) Tuesday, November 20: Thanksgiving Friday Five: See You on the Flip (in which I give you THE BEST MARIE OSMOND PICTURE EVER) Sunday, November 25: Recovery, a Monday 5 (in which Thanksgiving was way too much) Wednesday, November 28: I am Thankful for Mimosas (in which I spend Thanksgiving in San Francisco) Thursday, November 29th: Big Appetite, Big Texas. A Friday Five-Plus (in which I am fat and headed to Texas. Yehaw.) Labels: archives
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