The Iliad
Bo Bice Downloads
Prince of Persia - Sands of Time
Attention Or, anything from my wish list.
I LOVE BO BICE
AI sucks me in, yet again...
Original Journal Date: 3/10/05
Oh my God, Bo Bice I love you and your tight pants and flowing hair more than I have
ever loved any American Idol contestant ever, and that includes Clay and I really, really,
loved Clay. But I loved Clay in that totally platonic musical theater kind of way, and that
is certainly not the way in which I love you, Bo Bice.
A fan letter for Bo BiceDear Bo Bice
I love you. When you sang that song about "Give me the beat boys and free my soul" that Unkle Cracker had covered, I swooned, and I never swooned for him because he is not very hot at all . And when you sang that Alman brothers song, suddenly it was like I had never been to an Alman brothers concert and listened to them get high and play a twenty minute jam on that song and it was like your version was the only version that ever existed. And then when you sang "I'll be," I knew I was in love. I hope you still look hot when it's disco week on Idol. But even if you don't, I'll still be your number one fan, just like in that song!
Love,
jocelyn
A poem for Bo BiceWhen you come onto the stage in your tight bell-bottom pants
My eyes glaze over like I'm in a trance
And suddenly Ryan Seacrest doesn't seem quite so hot
Because Bo Bice Ryan Seacrest is not
I have taken down my fan picture of John Mayer
And replaced it with one of you - your hair reminds me of Slayer
When your album comes out I will buy it on the first day
And sleep with it under my pillow after I pray
And what will I pray before I go to sleep?
That you, Bo Bice, will be mine to keep.
A haiku for Bo BiceIntense eyes stare out
Past Randy, Paula, Simon
Into my hot heart
Another fan letter for Bo BiceDear Bo Bice,
I voted for you for two hours last night. That's longer than I ever voted for Clay, but I heard Clay was a diva anyway. Will you please sing a Bon Jovi song one week? I think it would be so hot if you would sing a Bon Jovi song. And not a song that Bon Jovi wrote after he got old, but a rockin' one like "Living' on a Prayer." I promise to vote for you for two solid hours every week. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
love,
jocelyn
A letter to Clay AikenDear Clay,
I'm sorry, but you can't be my favorite any more because you are not as hot as Bo Bice. I'll still buy your albums and play them in the car, but the pin-up calendar is coming down. I downloaded Bo Bice photos off the web and had my own calendar printed at Kinko's. I still love you, though, just not in the same way.
love,
jocelyn
I LOVE YOU BO BICE.