White Fang Montgomery Gentry - "Gone" Prince of Persia - Sands of Time Birthday Presents Or, anything from my wish list.

Superbowl? Super crazy. A recap of food, booze and b-level celebs. And gender differnces. Post Date: 2/11/05 Original Journal Date: 2/6/05 I know. I also think it's no fun when I don't update for a week. Or when I don't email anybody for a week, but it's been all underwater. I'm just now coming out. I'll call and/or email everybody by the end of the weekend. Seriously. And then, by the way, there was last weekend. Which was the Superbowl. Which, if you recall, I swore I wasn't going to participate in this year. But then one certain boy got an invite to a big industry party here. So we went to that. Yeah. Open bar. Good liquor. A game I didn't care about. Many other drunk people. How much more could I have asked for? For the record, the drink count was this: Four Lemon Drops Four Mojitos One Scooby Snack One glass of champagne This was coupled with: One hamburger One ice cream bar 10 Hot Wings There were also B-Level Celebrity sightings... Dean Cain - Age had not been kind, my friends. Once a Superman, but no more. One feels he was originally tagged to come to this party to do some promotion for the show Club House, but since that got cancelled three episodes in, instead he just came for the chicks in hot pants. The Dudes from the Sopranos - I don't really watch the show so I don't know their names, but you can see a picture. Here you go. That one, the short one? He's supposed to be hot on the show. If I met him in real life in a bar, I'd be saying, "Away from me little troll man." I mean, really. Yeah, that's my nipple. I've worn a bra all of, like, maybe twice since I moved to Vegas. Let it be. The Real Drama: If you watch Entourage on HBO then you are likely with me in loving the character Drama. The real-life dude he was based on was at this party. Oddly, when stacked up against Dean Cain and the Sopranos dudes, he was the most interesting celebrity. Anyway, the real point is that the following is a real version of a conversation that happened at least ten times during the night. Me Here's the question, there are clearly two classes of women who have been hired to work at this party. The first class are the hot chicks who do nothing but walk about the party wearing red, white and blue hot pants and smiling and sticking their ass out. They have no skill set but perfect bodies. The second are the class of women with stomach guts and large butts who are stuck working behind the bar, wearing the black skirts and tank tops and serving drinks. They have a skill set, but less than perfect bodies. The question is, who's getting paid more? And the women answer ... The one with the perfect body. That's always the way it is. And the men answer ... The bar chicks with the skill set. But don't worry, those other chicks will make their money some other way at the end of the night. Not.Joking. Those are pretty much the real responses. It was an awesome Superbowl. And I promise to update more. Yeah, if only I were that cool. No. Seriously. My bet is you wouldn't really call him little troll man.