The New New Thing Ho Mix - Fall Glory Prince of Persia - Sands of Time A Steelers' Superbowl Or, anything from my wish list.

Four Conversations Three of them real... Post Date: 1/16/05 Original Journal Date: 1/16/05 Conversation Number One A Conversation on the Phone with Pook (the little brother) ?the original conversation was over a week ago, so you need to put yourself back before the Chargers lost. Work with me, I've been too busy to update for real. Me Did mom call you to tell you she actually bought you a framed Rothlesberger print? Pookie Yeah. That's so sweet of her. Are you feeling it? Are you feeling STEELERS FEVER? Me Well, yeah. I mean, I feel it, I'm just, you know, I wonder if they can beat New England in the AFC Championship game, you know? Pookie I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST CALL MY HOUSE AND QUESTION WHETHER THE STEELERS CAN WIN THE SUPERBOWL. FUCK THAT SHIT. I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT. TELL ME, TELL ME JOS, WHO'S GONNA BEAT THE STEELERS? NEW ENGLAND? AT HEINZ FIELD? FUCK THAT SHIT. WE OWN NEW ENGLAND THIS YEAR. WHO'S PLAYING BETTER THAN THE STEELERS? THE CHARGERS? FUCK THE CHARGERS. THE COLTS? FUCK PEYTON MANNING. Me Fuck Peyton Manning? Pookie FUCK PEYTON MANNING. Me But...but...the commercials? Pookie FUCK THE COMMERCIALS. Well, no, actually, those commercials are pretty funny. But seriously, Jos, don't call my house and question the black and gold. You better show some fandom, sis. Cause when the Steelers win, I wanna say that my sister was a FAN, not my sister was a fan who wondered if they could beat Pretty Boy Brady. Hear me? Me Uh, yeah. So, yeah. Wow. Conversation Number Two A Text Message Conversation Aaron You just sat on your phone, called me and left the most hysterical message. Me Oh dear God. What did I say? Aaron Unintelligible. Shirtless rock climbing picture. Unintelligible. Radio. WATCH THE ROAD. Me Oh. My. Conversation Number Three A Conversation Had Over a Plate of Oysters Cute Boy You know, most girls are just so nice, but you're, like, nice 80% of the time. Me Blank stare. Blank stare. Blank stare. That is possibly the most ridiculous thing you've ever said to me. Conversation Number Four A Imaginary Conversation with Hines Ward Me Did you know you're my fantasy NFL boyfriend? Hines Really? Do you know how much ass I'm getting these days? Me I can imagine. I'm just saying... Pookie has a mouth on him. Didn't anybody ever show you how to lock your phone?