10 Haiku

I think I've worked 50 hours already by a Thursday, so this is what my brain is reduced to.

This, and counting the hours to Vegas.

1.
It is June first in
Montreal. I had to wear
A winter coat. BLAH.

2.
Defeated by the
Never-ending winter. I
embraced tanning beds.

3.
Vegas in 9 days.
Bought slutty dresses and small
trampy bathing suits.

4.
Facebook blocked at work.
Suddenly I find many
more hours in the day.

5.
French MTV is
hours and hours of priceless lush.
entertainment. Oui!

6.
Fucking Chris Osgood.
Like watching last year over
again, kill me now.

7.
Oh, Ryan Seacrest.
I miss you already. Like
a hole in my heart.

8.
John and Kate, plus eight.
Why do you torture me so?
Get off my T.V.

9.
MTV Movie
Awards? Those happened? I can
remember caring.

10.
I got your sugar
Right here. It's called pie. On a
good day, I will share.