Annual Idol Fangrrrl: I LOVE YOU ADAM LAMBERT

Yes, it's that time of year again when all good Idol fangrrls write their fan letters. Obviously, obviously, this year's would be dedicated to yummy Adam Lambert. I'm particularly fond of the sonnet, and I've added some fan art. Janet Glasser, Scott Schirmer, this one's for you!

Dear Adam Lambert,

26 isn't too young! Just the other week I went out with a 24 year old and it was FINE! My last night out in Vegas involved a newly turned 21 year old! This week I got asked out by a 19 year old and almost said yes! Age is JUST A NUMBER. Think of all the knowledge I could lay down on you about the way the world really works! What's 9 years in the greater scope of things? Some days I could pass for twenty-six! And in another five years, you would be 31 and I would be 40 and it would almost be like you bagged yourself a cougar! Let's get naked!

love,
jocelyn



Adam Lambert Haiku #1
Your sexy shiny
hair- what is your product? Keep
it solid rock star.



Dear Adam Lambert,

Sure, I think you're probably gay. DOESN'T MATTER! I mean, and anyway, who said that the fact that somebody's done musical theater makes them gay? Clay Aiken is gay. And he's not even 1/10th as hot as you. And he's got fans who actually call themselves Claymates. And listen, even if you're gay, I can make compromises. I even have purple shiny hot pants that would probably fit you. And if I don't have a pair, I have lots of gay friends who do. I STILL LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU'RE GAY. Let's get naked!

love,
jocelyn



Adam Lambert: A Sonnet without Iambic Pentameter (cause sonnets are hard to write, yo)
The lovely boy dances and sings
Across the stage of idols
My solitary heart grows newfound wings
Oh, my lover's foibles

But oh the distance brings me woes
The magic screen divides us
Though on the inside my soul knows
We share within each other's lust

Paula will not have you, she will not!
Her cougar ways no threat,
For I will consider your heart bought
As payment for my text vote debt

Patience, love! We shall run away to west L.A.,
And forever rock the day away.

Adam Lambert Fan Art