Sexes With My Exes: An Experiment in Art

So, firstly, I know that there is an impression out there that any time there is a "bad girl" idea, it has come from me. This is inaccurate. Sometimes, I am lame. Sometimes, I don't really want to go out. Sometimes, I just want to chill. For example, last time I was in Pennsylvania, Pookie and Honeydunce took Ferris and I to a "hipster rock and roll party." The party was thumping. The music was jumping. There were forties, and people were going to drink and get stupid until the AM. And I looked at Ferris and said, "Let's go home and play online scrabble and take pictures of the cats." So that's what we did. Sometimes, I can be lame.

I say this, because I am sure you would assume that the "Sexes With Exes" project at pottery night was my idea. It was not. NOT. It was Kim's idea. And the idea was that we would all make large, round serving platters that basically were pie charts of things that applied to our "sexes with exes." Yes, Paul Jack. I know that you must be very jealous right now that you and I did not at one time think of this.

At any rate, the idea, obviously, brilliant. And I thought I'd share the platters. Kim goes first!



So to review, Kim's list:
- Lamp breaking, sheet ripping sex (which is a phrase said Paul Jack and I used to use, which I am proud to have sent out into the world.
- What the hell was I thinking?
- Don't remember your name
- Took your virinity
- Misc. Locations
- One night stands
- Boom! I got your boyfriend (dirty)
- Walk of shame
- Cyber, virtual and phone (I'm personally surprised how big this section is in her chart)
- I wish I would have had sex with ...
- anal (I cannot believe your color choice for that! Gross!)
- Experimental
- Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed (It's somewhat sad that we all needed this category)
- Just don't even bother to finish (Which is even SADDER)
- Age inappropriate
- Oral sex really is sex
- Too drunk to get off

And now ... K-Rock!



K-Rock's list!
- Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed (We REALLY need to select better)
- Holy crap, you're old!
- The Big O
- Musicians (OMG)
- Peanut Butter Jelly Time
- In my parent's bed (Gross!)
- Oral
- Random bar hookup
- Somebody's second
- He smothered me
- Well. I guess so.
- 3 Ring Circus
- Experimental
- Are you in yet? (I cannot tell you how sad this makes me. This should never be on anybody's list! So sad!)

And now, I give you mine.



And my list:
- Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed
- Sheet ripping, lamp breaking
- It was Christmas, I was lonely
- I had sex with you while listening to Boyz 2 Men
- Age inappropriate
- Internacional
- Cyber
- Misc. Locations
- NOT my future husband
- WTF????
- Faked it.
- Didn't fake it.
- "Experimental" phase.
- I don't remember your name.
- I never asked your name.
- I was fantasizing about an American Idol while we were having sex.

That last one is embarrassing for me, too.

You, too, should learn to express yourself creatively through pottery painting.