I Love My Cell Phone: A Sort of Catch-Up Five

1. Listen, I am who I am: So, this exchange happened regarding the upcoming trip to Mongolia.

Me to the Travel Agent
What will be the internet/text message availability situation? I know we'll be in the middle of nowhere much of the time, but I figured there would be times with internet access and I was curious about what the mobile phone network in the area is like.

Travel Agent to Me
As far as internet availability, the only place you can expect to access the internet will be in UB. It's possible that you will be able to use the internet in Kharkhorin, but this isn't a reliable connection. Cell phones will typically work in the gear camps when you stop for the night, but not while traveling between camps.

Pookie to Me Upon Reading the Above Exchange
OMG JOS YR CELL PHONE WON'T WORK BETWEEN VILLAGEZZZ WTF!!!

2. Battle of the Davids: Is ON. We all know that my love child Jason Castro is the album I want to buy, because I don't already own enough poor man's Jack Johnson, but I'm cheering Castro on. Artichoke scares me. He can't possibly be as wishy washy as he seems. It's like, if there were an Incredible Hulk in real life, that kid would be a good candidate. So weird that little one is.

3. It was 105 in Vegas Yesterday: I'm hot, the cats are hot, it's hot to run. This is how much I can't focus on writing: I'm writing about the weather.

4. I really do have so much to write about though ... this crazy story about hand jobs in a club in Vegas, a story about pottery night, I just can't focus.

5. So instead, a haiku:

Boys will make you sad
Repeating cycle every
time. I like my cats.