Madrid: Celebrating the Last Year of My "Vibrant Fertility"

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Madrid Day One: Larry Stays Awake for 28 Hours
In which we grow closer to Tom Cruise. And we see art. And we eat. Excessively.

Madrid Day Two: Prado 1, Jocelyn 0
In which I get sick, we see art, I lose my game, Flamenco dancers rock our world and Dee and I dance (of course)

Madrid Day Three: Picasso, Tapas & Sangria
In which we see more art, then I get drunk and embarrassing but it doesn't matter because we eat and drink like you can't even understand, and then Dee and I dance (of course)

Madrid Day Four: We Keep It Real With the Re-Al
In which we listen to opera while brunching, go to a soccer game, eat at the world's oldest restaurant and then I go really philosophical on your ass.