Crazy Is As Crazy Does
I'm home in Pennsylvania right now for "business", as my mother calls it. Today, while I was recovering from a stressful morning that I'm sure I'll tell you about later, my cousin Loretta calls to ask if my grandfather ever had hallucinations before he died. She's asking this because my great aunt, who is near death, is hallucinating that there are men in the ceiling. For the record, I, too often hallucinate that there are men in my ceiling, but it's usually after watching porn. Or "Supernatural."
Anyway, here was the follow-up conversation.
Anyway, here was the follow-up conversation.
Me
So, did Pap ever hallucinate right before he died?
My Mom
Sure. He hallucinated that there were little people, and they were coming out of the baseboards. And he was convinced that they were having sex underneath the floor boards.
Me
Good to know I'm not the only crazy one in this family.
So, did Pap ever hallucinate right before he died?
My Mom
Sure. He hallucinated that there were little people, and they were coming out of the baseboards. And he was convinced that they were having sex underneath the floor boards.
Me
Good to know I'm not the only crazy one in this family.
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6 Comments:
You have to be crazy to survive in this world...otherwise you're just wound as tight as a bull's ass walking backwards uphill.
Miss ya, Pap.
So good to see ya tonight, sis.
love4life,
pook
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joel, at 10:57 PM
Take out the backwards...it wouldn't have to be tight if it were the leading end. So good to see both of you...my "small miracles of love and enthusiasm", "such charming people", quotes from my friend who just got your Christmas newsletter.As for craziness,
D on't
U nderestimate
I t.
You are loved.
MOM
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Anonymous, at 5:54 PM
oh my god, mom totally just burned you, jos.
MOM FTW!!!
(that stands for "for the win", mom).
xoxo
joel
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joel, at 6:01 PM
Doreen is getting the biggest kick out of this exchange...she's so full of jin.
By
Anonymous, at 11:06 AM
i love it when my family stops by to class up my blog.
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pregamejocelyn, at 12:06 PM
We love it when you actually let our comments stand. I always wonder why you don't get in there and delete them. We may not be classy, but I hope the love comes through.
Your family
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Anonymous, at 11:39 AM
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