Three Inappropriate Poems

Three poems for Catwoman in honor of her uterine procedure today.

Damn those female parts.
Adenomyosis
Painful periods
Heavy bleeding
No sex in the champagne room
Enlarged uterus. Fuckit.

Unhealthy core of my womanhood,
Trust me, I need no more crime scene periods.
Exile your fibroids from my body,
Raging menstruation no more!
Upward bound to ovarian bliss.
Sexy mama about to wear a hospital gown with a slit up the back.

Today I remove
gross growths deep within my sweet
woman center. Blah.