For the Good of Humanity

A-Train asks the pressing questions about this ... and I feel that the answers will benefit humanity so much that I'm pulling it out of the comment thread and just answering it.

A-Train's Question
absolutely shocking content here. to help me understand life a bit better, if you don't mind, a couple clarifications?
1) is the store ACTUALLY called hottie world?

Jos's Answer
Yes. There's one on Maryland next to the Target across from the Boulevard. True story.

A-Train's Question
2) celine and fall out boy were separate songs, right? there's no live bootleg footage, i'm thinking.

Jocelyn's Answer
They were separate songs, but God how I could hope for a mash-up.

A-Train's Question
3) do the twins, um, share the room? not that i'm expecting you to know firsthand, but i'd imagine it came up in conversation.

Jocelyn's Answer
In another time, another place, like 8 months ago, I would have found out and told you. Oh, old times.

A-Train's Question
4) what percentage of women would you say do, in fact, have a "signal system"?

Jocelyn's Answer
Don't kid yourself. 100%.

A-Train says:
thanks in advance for your time!

Jocelyn says:
Whatever I can do to advance humanity.